John-isms
Living with “little John” is not like living with your average 5 year old. His commentary always brings a smile to my face.
Johnny and his grandpa were bringing the cows down off the side hill the other day. John noticed one of “his” heifers trotting along and pointed it out to grandpa. Grandpa said, “Boy, she is really getting fat.” John’s response, “Grandpa, don’t you know that it is VERY rude to talk like that about another man’s animal. If you wanted to say that about your own cow, it would be fine. BUT, saying that about another man’s cow is extremely rude.”
The other day he was talking to his grandma and told her that he “just discovered something very interesting about flies”. She asked what it was. “Well, I was just watching some flies. Did you know that flies breed just like cows and chickens. The boy fly climbs right on top of the other fly and holds right on. I didn’t know that about flies, until today.”
One day John and Noah were outside arguing about something. I asked what was going on. John was upset because, “Noah’s rooster was breeding my chicken! Now if she sets on her eggs I’m going to end up with chicks that are half aracuana. I wanted them to be all Buff.”
September 26th, 2007 at 11:49 am
LOL! That sounds like one smart little boy.