Wanna Lick the Spoon?
The Scene: I’m finishing up milking and John and Noah are squating down on the little concrete pad in front of the barn. They look very busy. I find them each with a peice of hay, stiring and stiring a big clump of chicken crap.
Dad: Whats ya doin’ boys?
Noah: Makin’ soup.
John: Chicken poop soup.
Dad: Oh, thats nice.
John: (While holding up his peice of hay and stretching it out to me)Wanna Lick the Spoon?
Dad: No thanks.